ARE YOU (TECHNICALLY) CHEATING?

Because if she thinks you are, she might.

So maybe you're not meeting in alleys, keeping three separate (but identical) cell phones and getting a lot of inconvenient, dinner-time calls from "those damned telemarketers." Perhaps you're just, you know, enjoying those gray areas a little too much: Scheduling lunch meetings with your slim-black-dress-of-a-female colleague, or stopping by the "gentleman's club" a little more often than is strictly necessary (pro tip: if you're sampling the buffet, you're there too early).

So what are you doing? Are you just enjoying the male birthright, or are you actually cheating? Because remember: When arguing with a woman, there is no way to win on a technicality. 
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Womens Type

HARD-DISK Woman:

She remembers everything, FOREVER.

RAM Woman:
She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.

WINDOWS Woman:

Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.

EXCEL Woman:

They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use her for your four basic needs.

SCREENSAVER Woman:

She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!

INTERNET Woman:

Difficult to access.

SERVER Woman:

Always busy when you need her.

MULTIMEDIA Woman:

She makes horrible things look beautiful.

CD-ROM Woman:

She is always faster and faster.

E-MAIL Woman:

Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.

&

VIRUS Woman:

Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don't try to uninstall her you will lose everything.


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i love you

When I say You:-   I Love  You

but in "I Love You" Love comes between I & You.

So i want to say "I You Love".